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1. wake and bake – getting notoriously stoned right when you wake up eating pop-tarts playing video golf. you know this.
2. 4:20 – when you notice it’s 4:18 and you pack the bowl, the green hit just tastes better at four-twentyyy!
3. getting ripped right before work – then walking around like a zombie while everyone else does their bullshit.
4. bowl cruisin’ – getting out of class, waitin’ for the celly to ring, smoking bowls and jamming BCN-ZLX.
5. the goodnight bowl – grabbing the comic book you’ve been trying to read, taking three hits max. then going out like a light and waking up with the book open on your nose.
6. the bowl you smoke when you wake up because you’re too drunk to sleep – bowl smoking with TV land near mute so your parents won’t give you shit when they wake up for work.
7. smoking fat joints at concerts – those couple times you planned it out and brought enough weed to get really stoned.
8. smoking fat joints at thanksgiving – yeah yeah kiddos, we can watch ice age.
9. the pot some shitty kid packs after he begs for a ride – you get stoned and don’t hate driving him home half as much.
10. the pot you smoke on your 15 minute break from driver’s ed. retraining when you have to go every three years to keep your license – out of the whole 8 hours of deathly boredom they put you through at least you can get grilled a few times in the parking lot

If necessary smoke a butt, studies show you’ll get 20% higher.

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