by Shamus Diggin
“I don’t have any cash man”, “Sorry I can’t do shit this weekend cupcakes, I’am flat out of currency”, or perhaps you prefer this token phrase “I am all out of silly green cash and I can’t spend time with anyone who thinks spending money is something I can afford to do”. These are all casual phrases being thrown around in today’s economy. No motherfucker has any money these days!!!!
It’s okay to be broke just don’t expect to go on vacation. Sit at home and with your mutual friends and talk about your favorite shit!! Like your favorite snacks, your favorite sexual position, your favorite amount of booze to drink, the day you like most, your favorite film of the “Santa Clause trilogy”, the way you wear you’re hat, the way you count to three, the “oh my god I can’ t beleive how fucked up I got and did that totally fucked up shit moment”, just find something else to concentrate on besides how much money we all don’t have.
I am pretty sure that C. Montgomery Burns has stolen all the money in the world and still refuses to flood the economy with it. All I’ am saying is that it would feel much more comfortable if the falling economy was raped by a fictional character, that way everyone could have a ridiculous scapegoat for their existing financial issues. Like “Wow, the economy is only down because Burn’s hasn’ t donated all that money he stole from everybody back into the economy yet”.
If times are really tough for you right now make the best out of nonsense!!! Be really silly all the time!! Take time out to make yourself shit your pants laughing, because it wouldn’t be fun to shit your pants crying.
-I took your little plan and turned it on itself
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