Tiger Woods 2009 Video Game

    by Shamus Diggin

Oh Tiger Woods! Oh Tiger Woods! Can you and your digital friends come out and play? This is what I say to myself everyday since I first layed my bloodshot eyes on the glorious new installment of this legendary  video game series. Not can you only play as the tamest “Tiger” on the golf course, you may choose from a variety of different golf legends such as the guy who looks like Chris Farley, a cool relaxed free spirited Samoan, the Scottish guy on the front of Dewar’s scotch bottles, and of course dozens and dozens of middle aged caucasions. Aside from the really cool characters there is also really cool graphics. I have never been on a golf course but the graphics in this game make me want to visit one, or should I say the graphics are so realistic they make me feel as though I was standing directly behind the dude as he swings his wood. It is also quite enjoyable when you accidentally shank the ball into the onwatching crowd because it gives you the oppurtunity to watch a golf ball strike a person in his/her upper torso. Golf apparently can provide much danger to people whom view live from the golf course….go figure. If you don’t have the money to buy or rent this game then your kind of a broke asshole like me, so your probaly going to have to go to someone elses house to play. Whomever’s house you go to play this game at you should make sure that they know you are coming first, I have gotten myself into many tight situations by simply forgetting this fact.  Anywho,this game rocks so go play it DUM DUM!!!!

All words written by Shamus Diggin

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